Jedi Mind tricks and the Dark Side
Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2017 11:42 pm
My first real experience with Don’t players was a very negative one. Imagine playing alone on a table just to get a feel for the table bounce and dealers. Since it is just to warm up, I had maybe $100 in chips and mainly just breaking even.
Then, from out of the shadows, up steps this flaming A-hole and his 3 buddies. He and his cronies each put a couple hundred on the Don’t against me. Every time I would shoot he would yell “SEVEN! COME ON SEVEN!!” It really ticked me off and I did everything possible to hit my point, just to piss him off. (And I did succeed in making him drop some bills for betting against me.)
The Don't bettor and his crew left a really bad impression for a long time, and I never really like seeing Don’t bets.
A few months ago however, I had the opportunity to see a true Jedi Master in action. It was a Friday afternoon, maybe 4:00 or so, and there were only a 6-8 shooters at the table since the Friday night rush had not started yet. The table was relatively good. Each of the shooters including myself had shot at least two hands and done rather well with hitting points and winning a little bit of money.
Then down on the other end of the table, hiding in the hook next to the dealer crept up a little old man. He was pretty crocked and really enjoying himself. The Pit Boss and Dealers greeted him by his first name as he bought in for several thousand ($10k + ?) in chips. This was very exciting because I had never seen a whale up close before.
On my end of the table, the guy that was about to shoot was pretty solid on his earlier hands, and had probably hit 3-4 points and had thrown somewhere in the 20’s or so. With that in mind, I had put a higher than usual bet and odds on him to make a dead simple point like 6 or 8 or whatever it was.
Then, down at the other end of the table I notice this little old Jedi Master, Han Nogo. He put the maximum bet and maximum odds ($5k?) on the Don’t and waited. (The DON'T? How could he do that?) After about the 3 or 4th throw, Han Nogo shouted, “WOO! Them Dice are getting HOT!! Come on shooter!! YEAH! This is taking too long! Woo! ”
The shooter immediately 7’ed out. Everyone lost their bet, odds, money inside across, the whole lot, and yet no one was upset with Han Nogo. The Jedi persisted, on each of the following shooters who had only a few turns before been solid, money numbers throwing shooters. It was fascinating because his encouragement and cheering for them totally brain locked them. The Jedi mind F’ed them, and interestingly, no one really seemed to be upset with him for doing so. (He did ‘tip’ a few of the shooters a couple of greens after psyching them out so they broke even on their hand.)
I lost my money too, but was so in awe of his tactics that I didn’t feel that upset. (Also, he bought a round of drinks for the table, just to show he wasn’t a bad guy.)
After about 30-45 minutes, Han Nogo colored up, tipped the hell out of the dealers, and went on his merry way. One of dealers told me that he cleared about $20k, and would come to the casino on pretty regularly every few months or so.
Personally, I have never had the bankroll or the gumption to try what Han Nogo had so masterfully performed. Still, I have to admit, that if the opportunity arose, at the very least I would try it. (Or maybe not because I still believe in Hell.)
So - What are the best ways to succeed when playing the Don’t?
Do any of you all have any mojo mind F* like Han Nogo, or do you just quietly make your bets and sit back and wait time and chance to happen to us all?
Then, from out of the shadows, up steps this flaming A-hole and his 3 buddies. He and his cronies each put a couple hundred on the Don’t against me. Every time I would shoot he would yell “SEVEN! COME ON SEVEN!!” It really ticked me off and I did everything possible to hit my point, just to piss him off. (And I did succeed in making him drop some bills for betting against me.)
The Don't bettor and his crew left a really bad impression for a long time, and I never really like seeing Don’t bets.
A few months ago however, I had the opportunity to see a true Jedi Master in action. It was a Friday afternoon, maybe 4:00 or so, and there were only a 6-8 shooters at the table since the Friday night rush had not started yet. The table was relatively good. Each of the shooters including myself had shot at least two hands and done rather well with hitting points and winning a little bit of money.
Then down on the other end of the table, hiding in the hook next to the dealer crept up a little old man. He was pretty crocked and really enjoying himself. The Pit Boss and Dealers greeted him by his first name as he bought in for several thousand ($10k + ?) in chips. This was very exciting because I had never seen a whale up close before.
On my end of the table, the guy that was about to shoot was pretty solid on his earlier hands, and had probably hit 3-4 points and had thrown somewhere in the 20’s or so. With that in mind, I had put a higher than usual bet and odds on him to make a dead simple point like 6 or 8 or whatever it was.
Then, down at the other end of the table I notice this little old Jedi Master, Han Nogo. He put the maximum bet and maximum odds ($5k?) on the Don’t and waited. (The DON'T? How could he do that?) After about the 3 or 4th throw, Han Nogo shouted, “WOO! Them Dice are getting HOT!! Come on shooter!! YEAH! This is taking too long! Woo! ”
The shooter immediately 7’ed out. Everyone lost their bet, odds, money inside across, the whole lot, and yet no one was upset with Han Nogo. The Jedi persisted, on each of the following shooters who had only a few turns before been solid, money numbers throwing shooters. It was fascinating because his encouragement and cheering for them totally brain locked them. The Jedi mind F’ed them, and interestingly, no one really seemed to be upset with him for doing so. (He did ‘tip’ a few of the shooters a couple of greens after psyching them out so they broke even on their hand.)
I lost my money too, but was so in awe of his tactics that I didn’t feel that upset. (Also, he bought a round of drinks for the table, just to show he wasn’t a bad guy.)
After about 30-45 minutes, Han Nogo colored up, tipped the hell out of the dealers, and went on his merry way. One of dealers told me that he cleared about $20k, and would come to the casino on pretty regularly every few months or so.
Personally, I have never had the bankroll or the gumption to try what Han Nogo had so masterfully performed. Still, I have to admit, that if the opportunity arose, at the very least I would try it. (Or maybe not because I still believe in Hell.)
So - What are the best ways to succeed when playing the Don’t?
Do any of you all have any mojo mind F* like Han Nogo, or do you just quietly make your bets and sit back and wait time and chance to happen to us all?